walking through a publix parking lot

guy in passing car: ayo you need wireless surround sound for your tv?

me: ............what if i don't have a tv?

guy in car: *speaks up* nah, i said do you need wireless surround sound for your tv?

me: what if i don't have a tv?

guy in car: c'mon man, everyone has a tv

me: i don't

guy: *looks at my girl* you must do a lot of fucking then!

me: *Ye shrug*

guy: i don't blame you